The synthetic applause from the pre-recorded video call was a particularly cruel flourish. It was the third anniversary of Project Phoenix’s kickoff, and someone, in a darkly ironic stroke, had brought a cake. Three tiers, fondant flames licking the sides, as if the whole thing might actually rise from the ashes this time. The original project sponsor? Long gone, promoted or perhaps simply vanished into the ether of another corporate reorganization about seventeen months ago. Here we were, debating a change request for a feature that wasn’t just irrelevant, but antithetical to the current business strategy. It was a ghost feature, a relic from a vision 7-quarters past its expiration date.
Success Rate
Success Rate
The silence, heavy and almost palpable, stretched for exactly 77 seconds as the project manager – a brave soul, his eyes holding a certain distant, weary wisdom – waited for someone to acknowledge the absurdity. We’ve all seen them, these perennial projects. They start with grand promises, usually in Q3, and somehow, perpetually remain in Q3, two years after the initial pronouncement. When does the new ERP go live? They said Q3 of two years ago. Now, it was just… Q3. Again. It feels less like a project and more like a career path, a slow-motion ride on a perpetual motion machine fueled by ambition and, more often than not, misaligned incentives.
The Narrative Shield: Complexity and Cost
There’s this convenient narrative that large-scale software implementations, particularly ERP systems, are inherently complex, hence the delays. It’s a shield, a comfortable blanket executives pull over themselves when timelines stretch into the next fiscal calendar. And yes, they are complex. Integrating disparate systems, migrating terabytes of legacy data, retraining thousands of employees across 7 geographical regions – it’s a colossal undertaking. But that’s only half the story, the seventy-seven percent of the truth we let ourselves believe. The other twenty-three percent, the uncomfortable part, is about the money. Not just the initial investment, mind you, but the ongoing churn.
Consulting firms, bless their meticulously crafted statements of work, often bill by the hour. A longer project, naturally, translates to more billable hours. Why finish in 7 months when you can take 17? Why push for lean efficiency when you’re incentivized by sustained engagement? And on the client side, internal managers overseeing budgets of $7 million or $17 million – sometimes even $177 million – often find their influence and internal standing tied directly to the size and longevity of the initiatives under their purview. A project that never quite concludes, a constant stream of high-level meetings, a persistent demand for resources – it’s a career-sustaining engine. Finishing means the spotlight moves, the budget shrinks, and the team disperses. It’s a contradiction I wrestled with early in my own career, pushing too hard, too fast, when I probably should have been more attuned to the unspoken currents of organizational self-preservation. I thought everyone wanted done, but often, the wanting stops just short of actually finishing. That was my mistake, thinking everyone’s definition of ‘progress’ was the same as mine.
The Unseen Sounds of Stalled Projects
I remember August E., a foley artist I once met, who spent his days chasing the perfect ‘thud’ or the just-right ‘whisper.’ He used to say that people rarely listen to the actual sound; they listen to what they *expect* to hear. It’s the same with these projects. We expect the hum of activity, the drone of meetings, the subtle crackle of an email chain 47 messages deep. The actual outcome, the going-live, the quiet efficiency, sometimes feels almost secondary, a disturbance to the established rhythm. He’d meticulously record the sound of a battery being changed – the subtle click, the scrape, the final satisfying snap – at two in the morning once, insisting that the ‘unseen’ sounds told the real story. And he was right. The unseen sounds of these projects are the quietly dwindling morale, the lost opportunities, the innovation budgets being silently redirected to maintain the illusion of progress.
Organizational Paralysis and Siphoned Innovation
These endless implementations aren’t just a drain on fiscal resources, a hemorrhage of millions of dollars that could be reinvested. They are a form of organizational paralysis, binding companies to a cycle of perpetual readiness that never quite reaches deployment. They consume innovation budgets, siphoning off funds that could launch new products, explore new markets, or invest in genuine R&D. They burn out top talent, turning eager problem-solvers into weary meeting-attenders, until eventually, like our departed sponsor, they leave to find a place where ‘go-live’ isn’t a mythical land. By the time these behemoths do launch, if they ever truly do, the technology is often already outdated, locking the company into yesterday’s solutions while the market gallops 17 steps ahead.
Years Lost
Perpetual Q3
Market Gallop
17 Steps Ahead
The Quicksand of Inefficiency
The irony is, the core problem these systems are meant to solve – inefficiency, fragmentation, lack of data clarity – only festers during the prolonged implementation. It’s like trying to build a new road while simultaneously digging up the existing one, but never quite laying down the new asphalt. The business suffers, its agility hampered, its competitive edge dulled. Think of the companies that are built on speed, on adaptability. They don’t have the luxury of multi-year, multi-million-dollar existential projects. They need solutions that deploy in weeks, not months or, heaven forbid, years. This rapid deployment, often achieved through cloud-native, modular systems, directly contrasts with the slow-moving legacy model.
Typical Deployment
Rapid Deployment
For businesses truly ready to break this cycle, the shift is profound. They can avoid the quicksand of perpetual implementation that bogs down so many, especially when engaging with partners who prioritize agility and tangible outcomes over prolonged engagement. For instance, platforms like OneBusiness ERP are designed specifically for rapid deployment, measured in weeks rather than the 47-month sagas that have become all too common.
Shifting the Calculus: Incentivizing Completion
It’s not enough to simply criticize the system; the path forward demands a change in the fundamental calculus. Boards need to incentivize completion, not just spending. Leaders need to reward tangible results, not just the management of large teams or budgets. The real value is created when a system goes live, stabilizes, and starts delivering on its promises, not when it consumes resources indefinitely. It’s about shifting from a ‘project’ mindset to a ‘product’ mindset – where the goal is continuous delivery of value, not the endless pursuit of a perfect, elusive launch. The quiet click of a task truly completed, August E. would say, is far more potent than the loudest, most theatrical sound effect that merely suggests action.
Project Mindset
Endless Pursuit
Product Mindset
Continuous Delivery
Because truly, at the end of the day, a project isn’t defined by its budget, its timeline, or the number of people on its organizational chart. It’s defined by the transformation it delivers. Or in too many cases, the transformation it indefinitely postpones. The career path isn’t the project; the career path is the impact we make after it’s done. What if, for a change, we designed for done?